Big money could bring the end of life as we know it

• Jesse "no-social-security" Kelly (Arizona)

• Rand "who-needs-civil-rights?" Paul (Kentucky)

• Joe "no-minimum-wage" Miller (Alaska)

• Sharon "pay-your-doctor-with-a-chicken" Angle (Nevada)

• Christine "don't-masturbate" O'Donnell (Delaware)

• John "repeal-healthcare-reform-but-save-welfare-for-the-rich" Boehner (Ohio)

• Sarah "anti-feminist-pro-opportunist" Palin (Alaska)